Hey there...

I hate to cook. Unfortunately, due to society dictating gender roles, or simply the fact that my family may just become retarded the moment they step into the kitchen, or simply because there are times I want to eat and don't want to rely on frozen pizza, it falls to me to make meals. I'm creative, so I have come up with some interesting things to make that taste good, keep the family from openly weeping in hunger, and are super fast so I can get the hell out of the kitchen.

Misc useful hints


Cover stuff that’s going in the oven with tinfoil (Trust me, I'm making your life easier... recycle other stuff and stop being a martyr in the kitchen, k?) There is a caveat to this. Check your recipe. Sometimes there are various things that say “if you’re cooking in a dark pan, cook for x length of time, if you’re cooking in a reflective pan, cook y amount of time.” Just make sure you peek at the packaging for that sort of wording BEFORE setting your timer.
Buy some crappy foil baking sheets. Cookie sheets are great ‘cus you can get them for like $2.49 for 3 of them, and if you happen to get burned or stuck on stuff, no biggy tossing them in the recycle bin.